Motduncab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, moody yak.

Motduncab created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motduncab, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Motduncab, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Motduncab's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Motduncab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place turnips upon stone.

2. Do not name children after eagles.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.