Babfatnart is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, vain yak.

Babfatnart created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babfatnart, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Babfatnart, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Babfatnart's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Babfatnart's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight seals approach from the west.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Babfatnart loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Never eat bark.