Gedlabrull is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, irritating otter.

Gedlabrull created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Gedlabrull, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gedlabrull, he will destroy your home solar system.

Gedlabrull's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gedlabrull's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gedlabrull.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gedlabrull.

3. Do not take Gedlabrull's name in vain.

4. Always wear plain boots during rituals.

5. Always remove trousers before touching silver.