Madarm is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, fussy centaur.

Madarm created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Madarm, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Madarm, she will turn you into a mole.

Madarm's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Madarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never mark doors with magenta.

4. Never mix corn with oil.

5. Do not take Madarm's name in vain.