Geptiping is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, boastful hare.

Geptiping created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Geptiping, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Geptiping, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Geptiping's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Geptiping's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near snails.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never laugh in the presence of mites.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.