Zagbutfar is a god.

He takes the form of a small, awesome rhinoceros.

Zagbutfar created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagbutfar, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zagbutfar, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Zagbutfar's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Zagbutfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Zagbutfar must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not speak about apples.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zagbutfar.

5. Always help mice in need.