Fedrighen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, contented capybara.

Fedrighen created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fedrighen, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fedrighen, he will turn you into a goat.

Fedrighen's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Fedrighen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study evolution by means of natural selection on holy days.

2. Worship no other gods but Fedrighen.

3. Never touch oil while clean.

4. Do not prepare grapes while wearing rings.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.