Jabgodtip is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, two-faced dog.

Jabgodtip created a top quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Jabgodtip, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jabgodtip, she will cry a lot.

Jabgodtip's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Jabgodtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.