Farlaghat is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful pigeon.

Farlaghat created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Farlaghat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Farlaghat, she will send minions to preach to you.

Farlaghat's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Farlaghat's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Farlaghat's priests.

2. Put Farlaghat first in all things.

3. Never think ill of sick horses.

4. Do not gather at towers at dusk.

5. Always take life seriously.