Xingighakgadneg is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, charitable fish.

Xingighakgadneg created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Xingighakgadneg, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xingighakgadneg, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Xingighakgadneg's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Xingighakgadneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never speak of chaos in the presence of priests.

3. Pray only in darkness.

4. Do not take Xingighakgadneg's name in vain.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near hamsters while wearing indigo corsets and balancing four lead spheres on your feet.