Pangbem Shavcettun is a god.
She takes the form of a massive, pitiless
squirrel.
Pangbem Shavcettun created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pangbem Shavcettun, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Pangbem Shavcettun, she will ignore you and hope you go away.
Pangbem Shavcettun's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Pangbem Shavcettun's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Never gather five shrews in one place.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Never paint your arms cyan.
5. Never talk about galaxies.