Fadcumbug is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying narwhal.

Fadcumbug created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Fadcumbug, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fadcumbug, he will turn you into a slug.

Fadcumbug's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fadcumbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Never hurt dogs.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

4. Run away from pink gulls, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism.