Bug is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous meerkat.

Bug created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bug, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bug, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Bug's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bug's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dusk.

2. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.

3. Never point your legs toward the east during prayer.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.