Popbegvab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, charitable mongoose.

Popbegvab created Africa five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Popbegvab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Popbegvab, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Popbegvab's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Popbegvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Retreat if four doves approach from the south.

3. Never gather six turtles in one place.

4. Always obey Popbegvab's priests.

5. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Popbegvab in the centre of the settlement.