Tiggunlen is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, almighty cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Tiggunlen created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiggunlen, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tiggunlen, she will turn you into a duck.

Tiggunlen's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Tiggunlen's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in summer.

2. Never speak aloud of signs.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tiggunlen.

5. Always wash your hands before prayer.