Flagwadcip is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, two-faced scorpion.

Flagwadcip created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagwadcip, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Flagwadcip, he will turn you into a rock.

Flagwadcip's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Flagwadcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Do not kill ants.