Cinmutmin is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, awesome pig.

Cinmutmin created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cinmutmin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cinmutmin, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cinmutmin's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cinmutmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt pigs.

2. Never talk about goats.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.