Rigbapgud is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, loving bird.

Rigbapgud created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Rigbapgud, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rigbapgud, it will try to impress you with trees.

Rigbapgud's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Rigbapgud's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must pray to Rigbapgud eight times a day.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always help snails in need.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Rigbapgud.