Cimquilltam is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unfair camel.

Cimquilltam created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimquilltam, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cimquilltam, he will laugh at you.

Cimquilltam's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Cimquilltam's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat eagles with great respect.

2. Feed all hungry badgers.

3. Never mark doors with blue.

4. Never proclaim while facing east.

5. Do not gather at walls at dawn.