Febdanpig is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, effective chinchilla.

Febdanpig created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Febdanpig, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Febdanpig, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Febdanpig's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Febdanpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peanuts.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always treat ants with great respect.

5. Erect seven silver sculptures of Febdanpig on top of important buildings.