Capteengum Getcatdagraw is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, effective human.

Capteengum Getcatdagraw created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Capteengum Getcatdagraw, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Capteengum Getcatdagraw, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Capteengum Getcatdagraw's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Capteengum Getcatdagraw's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never handle titanium while unclean.

3. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.