Tailmabvid is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, selfish porpoise.

Tailmabvid created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Tailmabvid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tailmabvid, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Tailmabvid's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tailmabvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never gather four moths near bridges.