Bonmilvil is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, charitable wyrm.

Bonmilvil created snails two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonmilvil, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bonmilvil, it will turn you into a rock.

Bonmilvil's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Bonmilvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

3. Never gather eight snails near doors.

4. Always act with purity when addressing elders.

5. Never think about dark matter near dolphins while wearing orange skirts and balancing three iron spheres on your neck.