Megbombig is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, competent aardvark.

Megbombig created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megbombig, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Megbombig, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Megbombig's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Megbombig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Erect four silicon sculptures of Megbombig on top of important buildings.

3. Never allow capybaras to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near birds while wearing violet dresses and balancing eight iron spheres on your back.