Teenlikpop is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, thoughtless frog.

Teenlikpop created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Teenlikpop, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Teenlikpop, it will turn you into a mole.

Teenlikpop's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Teenlikpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare tomatoes while filled with envy.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

5. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.