Loopwigcem is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, strong wombat.

Loopwigcem created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Loopwigcem, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Loopwigcem, it will be very sad.

Loopwigcem's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Loopwigcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red coats on sacred days.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching copper.

4. Always count to eight before sleeping.

5. Do not make images of living things.