Cingodlab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-assured faun.

Cingodlab created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cingodlab, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cingodlab, it will turn you into a hamster.

Cingodlab's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Cingodlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never eat spinach on fasting days.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.