Bembunditbugmid is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, cheerful crab.

Bembunditbugmid created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bembunditbugmid, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bembunditbugmid, she will turn you into a sheep.

Bembunditbugmid's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bembunditbugmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist fate.

2. Never talk about special relativity.

3. Hide from purple pigs for they are unholy.

4. Always count to seven before sleeping.

5. Always stare at clouds.