Farnbutgub is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, happy cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Farnbutgub created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnbutgub, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Farnbutgub, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Farnbutgub's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Farnbutgub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about beans.

2. Do not eat grapes.

3. Never skip in the presence of tapirs.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never handle titanium while unclean.