Bellgidnullgov is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, uncaring bird.

Bellgidnullgov created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Bellgidnullgov, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bellgidnullgov, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bellgidnullgov's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Bellgidnullgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bellgidnullgov's name in vain.

2. Never speak of chaos in the presence of strangers.

3. Retreat if nine frogs approach from the north.

4. Bellgidnullgov loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.