Tinrakdag Boddintarp is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, generous ferret.

Tinrakdag Boddintarp created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinrakdag Boddintarp, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tinrakdag Boddintarp, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tinrakdag Boddintarp's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Tinrakdag Boddintarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tinrakdag Boddintarp's priests.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tinrakdag Boddintarp.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.