Fliggudkin is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, merciful dugong.

Fliggudkin created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliggudkin, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fliggudkin, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fliggudkin's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Fliggudkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow dolphins to witness sacred rites.

2. Always count to eight before sleeping.

3. Never speak aloud of names.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near shrews while wearing red tights.

5. Never hurt swans.