Fitjadgid is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, loving spider.

Fitjadgid created tapeworms seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fitjadgid, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fitjadgid, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fitjadgid's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fitjadgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

2. Worship no other gods but Fitjadgid.

3. Hide if seven pigs approach from the south.

4. Feed all hungry ants.

5. Never write about fluid mechanics.