Hubquafkargephenxucrawrag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, fussy aardvark.

Hubquafkargephenxucrawrag created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubquafkargephenxucrawrag, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hubquafkargephenxucrawrag, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hubquafkargephenxucrawrag's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Hubquafkargephenxucrawrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near dogs while wearing gray skirts and balancing eight iron spheres on your face.

2. Do not record signs concerning black holes.

3. Do not travel during autumn.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not fashion tools from gold.