Bambonjarn Sigcimgom Larndut is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, humane giraffe.

Bambonjarn Sigcimgom Larndut created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bambonjarn Sigcimgom Larndut, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bambonjarn Sigcimgom Larndut, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bambonjarn Sigcimgom Larndut's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Bambonjarn Sigcimgom Larndut's Holy Commandments

1. Always store figs above ground.

2. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

3. Never paint your neck red.

4. Never prepare carrots during summer.

5. Never approach forests carrying ash.