Budvanflis is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, calm weasel.

Budvanflis created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budvanflis, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Budvanflis, he will make you grow a tail.

Budvanflis' most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Budvanflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip at mountains.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Budvanflis on top of important buildings.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.