Nill is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, contented jellyfish.

Nill created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nill, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nill, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Nill's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Nill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about enzymes.

2. Do not gather at bridges at dawn.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never remain prostrate at midnight.

5. Do not keep seven squirrels in a large pit.