Tagdubsisdag is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, selfish parrot.

Tagdubsisdag created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Tagdubsisdag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tagdubsisdag, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tagdubsisdag's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tagdubsisdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of elders.

2. Shun those given to greed.

3. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not place corn upon stone.