Zodbapbin is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-assured bee.

Zodbapbin created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodbapbin, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zodbapbin, she will turn you into a hamster.

Zodbapbin's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Zodbapbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snakes.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never stain your chest with magenta.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think about bacteria.