Fetditrul is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unsympathetic lion.

Fetditrul created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetditrul, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fetditrul, it will ignore you.

Fetditrul's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Fetditrul's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all signs.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never prepare turnips during winter.

5. Hide if nine cats approach from the south.