Jannibbat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent rat.

Jannibbat created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jannibbat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jannibbat, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Jannibbat's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Jannibbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Jannibbat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

4. Never mention ducks.

5. Hide if nine seals approach from the north.