Vablidnull is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, bad-tempered coyote.

Vablidnull created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Vablidnull, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vablidnull, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Vablidnull's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Vablidnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always share cherries with strangers, but never with tortoises.

3. Never eat corn.

4. Never chant while facing south.

5. Never mix oranges with blood.