Natgedhubbog is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, intelligent gorilla.

Natgedhubbog created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natgedhubbog, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Natgedhubbog, he will not invite you to parties.

Natgedhubbog's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Natgedhubbog's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always cleanse blood with water.

4. Put Natgedhubbog first in all things.

5. Never think about stars.