Sakbid is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, boastful swan.

Sakbid created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sakbid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sakbid, she will try to impress you with trees.

Sakbid's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Sakbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

4. Do not name children after mice.

5. Always remove rings before touching silicon.