Yogdanhim is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unfair swan.

Yogdanhim created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogdanhim, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yogdanhim, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Yogdanhim's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Yogdanhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Respect your elders.