Bonhenlen is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sage lion.

Bonhenlen created snails seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonhenlen, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bonhenlen, he will not invite you to parties.

Bonhenlen's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bonhenlen's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

2. Always help turtles.

3. Bonhenlen loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not take Bonhenlen's name in vain.

5. Do not cook food in pots.