Cissliptif Gabsinfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, bad-tempered otter.

Cissliptif Gabsinfarn created viruses four years ago.

If you believe in Cissliptif Gabsinfarn, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cissliptif Gabsinfarn, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Cissliptif Gabsinfarn's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Cissliptif Gabsinfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.

2. Always store gooseberries above ground.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

5. Do not consume strawberries at dawn.