Lidlitflig is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent hare.

Lidlitflig created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lidlitflig, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lidlitflig, she will turn you into a slug.

Lidlitflig's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Lidlitflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Lidlitflig's name in vain.

2. Do not study cell theory on holy days.

3. Never travel toward the south during winter.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near swans while wearing green ear rings and balancing eight titanium spheres on your legs.