Farngamfig is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental mole.

Farngamfig created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farngamfig, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Farngamfig, it will have a low opinion of you.

Farngamfig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Farngamfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Heed all dreams.

4. Farngamfig loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

5. Do not dye your hair red.