Yat is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, overgenerous frog.

Yat created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yat, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Yat's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Yat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in firelight.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never travel toward the east during autumn.

5. Never mention grasshopers.